This is how real news should be reported...
December 11, 2007. Kuala Lumpur.
A piece of paper caused panic for the Malaysian government this morning when it had to deploy some 500 police personel to prevent the piece of paper from reaching the Parliament building. Road blocks were set up as early as 8 am along the roads leading to the Parliament house. One lawyer was definitely reported to have been late to attend court this morning when he was caught in a massive traffic jam.
Even with the road blocks and barbed wires, the piece of paper managed to slip into the Parliament much to the dismay of the police personnels. To justify their presence, the police arrested supporters of the piece of paper who had turned up to accompany the piece of paper in a show of support. Some 30 people mostly from the Opposition parties were arrested.
The de facto Law Minister, when interviewed said that the piece of paper had links with the terrosist association called MILF.
The Information Minister when asked to comment on the events at the Parliament house rambled and stuttered something which was incomprehensible to our reporter.
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